Captain Sadness
A rank of sadness attained by those who have ever said "actually, I'm a dark elf". Higher ranks can be attained by being good at chess or having a basin haircut.
written by Mi*e G*lla*he*, approved by Log
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haha lol don't be daft this is all yours baby ilu
haha lol don't be daft this is all yours baby ilu