dicksplash
The only insult you can say that automatically makes you more of one than the person you say it to.
written by Sm*llPa*l , approved by Log

Apart, perhaps, from eggy dribble, sly old fox, and emery dermis.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log

Also a really bad name for a LOGO computer program. When you've been allowed to work on the school's only computer (a BBC). Which, through your incompetence, contains an infinite loop. That causes the computer to stop responding to any of the buttons. So the teacher, noticing your concern gets the headmaster to help. He knows the key combination to stop the program. And when you stop a program running in LOGO, it always tells you the name of what it was doing when it was stopped.

(We would feel more sorry for you, Rich, but for the fact you used the word "dicksplash", you massive dicksplash.)
written by Ri*hard*Tysoe, approved by Log