das ist meine schildkrote!
The one sentence that my brain saw fit to remember from years of German lessons. Translation - That is my tortoise.
See also Mein Hummer fonctionniert nicht.

written by Al*st*ir*Gray, approved by Log

Kann Ich bitte das Brot haben mein Stabhausrecke is hungrich...
Can I have the bread please, my stick insect is hungry

Another triumph of vocab over use
written by Gi*ger*Sna*s, approved by Log

I'm still learning German. My dictionary reckons that 'stick insect' is 'Gespenstheuschrecke' which apparently literally means 'ghost-hay-fright'. Sorry to bother you. I love you.
written by na*ha* blu*t, approved by Log

"scheisse haare"
is pretty much all i remember from five years of german. It was my name, and it means shit hair. They were right.
written by gr*ff *, left hanging by Edward

Mein gummibaum ist an der wand

My rubberplant is on the wall
written by an*nymo*s *ser, left hanging by Edward

Cockfingers says...Run away with me, Zoe.



The sad person at school...that was kinda ok...but smelt...............alot.

A favourite past time of mine was accusing lovely random people of being the dreaded 'skid-kid'...wasn't I a cunt?!! Which originated from one girl at school who was unfortunately seen by me (a cunt) getting dressed after gym, and oh yes, she had the biggest brownest skiddy on the nicky-nacks...dirty bitch.....
written by zo* bi*d, left hanging by Edward