Skinny Banana Song
Skinny banana long legs with webbed feet,
Went to the pictures and couldn't find a seat,
When the pictures started everybody farted,
Skinny banana long legs with webbed feet.
But what happened next? I'm not sure if I'd have stopped and watched the film. Not standing up.
Went to the pictures and couldn't find a seat,
When the pictures started everybody farted,
Skinny banana long legs with webbed feet.
But what happened next? I'm not sure if I'd have stopped and watched the film. Not standing up.
written by an*nymou* user, approved by Log
The version I was brought up with is slightly different - skinnny banana long legs umbrella feet went to the pictures but couldnt find a seat when the picture started skinny banana farted - skinny banana long legs umbrella feet
written by an*nymo*s us*r, left hanging by Log
Oooh I am intrigued that you have a different version to our well known scottish ryhme!
Skinny-malinky, long legs, big banana feet,
went into the pictures, could'na get a seat,
when the picture started, skinny-malinky farted,
Skinny-malinky, long legs, big banana feet!
Skinny-malinky, long legs, big banana feet,
went into the pictures, could'na get a seat,
when the picture started, skinny-malinky farted,
Skinny-malinky, long legs, big banana feet!
written by Sh*na *en*y, disapproved by Log
Down my way it's different:
Skinny malinky long-legs, umbrella feet
Went to the pictures and couldn't find a seat.
when the picture started, Skinny malinky farted and fell through the hole in the seat.
It's still quite shit.
Skinny malinky long-legs, umbrella feet
Went to the pictures and couldn't find a seat.
when the picture started, Skinny malinky farted and fell through the hole in the seat.
It's still quite shit.
written by excluded pupil, deleted by Jamie
My younger brother offered an alternative to this, which was if anything even less satisfying in its plot.
Skinny malinky long legs
Big banana feet
Went to the pictures
And couldn't find a seat
When he found a seat
He found a piece of meat
Skinny malinky long legs
Big banana feet.
Mind you, extra points should be given for someone who was, at best, a bit of an underperformer at school using the word 'malinky', which I believe derives from Russian for small. Smart cunt.
Skinny malinky long legs
Big banana feet
Went to the pictures
And couldn't find a seat
When he found a seat
He found a piece of meat
Skinny malinky long legs
Big banana feet.
Mind you, extra points should be given for someone who was, at best, a bit of an underperformer at school using the word 'malinky', which I believe derives from Russian for small. Smart cunt.
written by Ca*tain *racke*ja*k, deleted by Matt
Its Skinny Malinky long legs big banana feet
- was called this all through primary school.
I usually found a seat at the pictures though.
- was called this all through primary school.
I usually found a seat at the pictures though.
written by an*nymou* us*r, deleted by Conor