Goat of Mendes
The Goat of Mendes signed up for five-a-side football, according to the sign up sheet I posted on the school sports notice board.
He didn't show up for training, presumably due to the lengthy commute from Hell and lack of available football boots for cloven hooves.
He didn't show up for training, presumably due to the lengthy commute from Hell and lack of available football boots for cloven hooves.
written by Co*or*Fran*lin, approved by Phil