have you ever been caught...(Catch 22)
Child A: Have you ever been caught... secretly sniffing your mother's underpants?
Child B: Yes. (rarely said)
or
Child B: No.
Child A: You must be good at it then.
Replace sniffing your mother's underpants with sticking a dildo up your arse or sucking a dog's cock to taste.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log