Diapers
Very old teachers - it was rumoured - wore adult diapers. To test this theory, hold your breath as the teacher walks past your seat; if you can hear crinkling, then they are wearing diapers.
If you can't hear crinkling, they must be wearing some new space-age diaper where they've fixed the crinkling issue.
If you can't hear crinkling, they must be wearing some new space-age diaper where they've fixed the crinkling issue.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log