candy necklaces
Decorative pastel coloured hoops strung onto elasticated string.
- Gasp one of the sweets between your teeth.
- Hook thumbs under the elastic and pull forward making it taut.
- Bite.
Half for you - yum yum - and the other half goes flying at respectable speed into your target's head.
written by pr*nces* s*raphi*a fan*ast*c t*e *irs*, approved by Log
Also known as "dolly beads". Was a popular method of terrorising children until Jamie got half a bead stuck in his forehead. After this incident, shooting people with dolly beads became wide-spread (till we weren't allowed to go to the shop which sold them).
written by Si*on K*in, disapproved by Ponky
Best employed in large crowds, such as those found on the school bus home. The paedophile at the back is the ideal target.
This form of missile launching is no less fun at 21 years of age, and the necklaces are available at your local Spar.
This form of missile launching is no less fun at 21 years of age, and the necklaces are available at your local Spar.
written by We*rd A*, disapproved by Phil
I was a master at this!
My specialty was hitting someone just below the eye or clipping an ear.
Each would almost always draw blood.
My specialty was hitting someone just below the eye or clipping an ear.
Each would almost always draw blood.
written by Jo* Bald*in, disapproved by Ponky