To Duncan, From Maria
Balancing the spirit of Christmas and a dislike for Maria, Duncan simply opened his card in front of her, swapped the names round then handed it straight back to her.
An environmentally sound form of rejection - but one which I felt compelled to apologise for, some years later, by sleeping with the cow, who was frankly hanging.
An environmentally sound form of rejection - but one which I felt compelled to apologise for, some years later, by sleeping with the cow, who was frankly hanging.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log