goat's cheese
During lessons or lunch break in the canteen, someone may shout "Goat Cheese". As a matter of fierce pride all the lads in the room have to stop whatever they're doing, rest their chins upon the table and then, by wiggling it, "walk" their chin across the table. The first person to acheive this feat would get a round of applause before carrying on as normal. Given the amiably harmless futility of this exercise, the punishment for not taking part is unusually extreme.
written by Th* But*er, approved by Log