gob botherer
Walk up to victim. Stand toe to toe, then tell him you're about to play a practical joke. Reassure him it won't hurt. First, pretend to examine the top of his head. Then examine his eyes, look up his nose, then gently pull both his ears out. Then ask the victim to open his mouth. Unnerved, he will comply. Then gob the huge great greenie you coughed up earlier into his mouth. And run like fuck.
written by Si*on*H, approved by Log