gorfargan
The roots of the taunt lay in a broken Gorf machine 'down the arcade', which slurred "ZZspace Caaadet Gorrrfffffvvvaaaarrrgennn". A hateful hop, a sneerful skip and an unjustified jump later and our hare lip kid had a new name. He also answered (after two laps of the playground) to the names Davros, Chewie, John Merrick and Ben Leper.
written by Ad*m T*cker, approved by Log