Holmes ejaculated
I very much wanted this to be true, BUT:
1) I could not be bothered to leaf through the entire Bible
2) I do not own one
However, as 30% of the Internet consists of Christian Americans, I thought a quick Google search would confirm or deny. Here are the helpful, and conclusive, results: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=jesus+%22i+come+too+quickly%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&filter=0
written by an*nymo*s u*er, approved by Log