King Lick
The child who shows most effort. The child who has his tongue so far up the teacher's anus that the teacher turns around and says "For licking my arse so well, I crown you King Lick - but with your new title comes responsibility - the responsibility to have no friends, to have your every achievement ridiculed, and most of all, to keep on tonguing my arse."
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log