Bumper Cars
A game that involved folding your arms in front of you and running at each other. Fun when you are 6; excitingly dangerous when you are 14, as it becomes possible for a flying wedge of boys to launch the fat kid three feet in the air backwards across a corridor crossroads.
This was seen by a teacher, who said 'now that was silly, wasn't it?' to the fat kid as he groaned on the floor, ignoring the obviously guilty group of boys standing not ten feet away with their arms nonchalantly folded.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt