Iodine in my eye
To get Jim suspended from school, squirt water from a teat pipette into your eye, then scream, throw the teat pipette to the floor, and tell the teacher that Jim squirted you in the eye with iodine.
If this works, consider telling your parents that your maths teacher slid his index finger into your arse.
If this works, consider telling your parents that your maths teacher slid his index finger into your arse.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log