Garlic sausage
Mums! Looking to traumatise an entire coach-load of schoolchildren on a school trip? Want to ensure that your child will be stigmatised and shunned for the remainder of their school career? May I suggest that you provide a packed lunch containing a garlic sausage and Branston pickle sandwich?
It really works! Your child will be socially fucked for weeks!
written by St*ven*Wr*y, approved by Phil

You'll be the school weirdo for years not weeks when you go on a 'Schools Abroad' trip and discover your mum's packed three unisex disposable plastic pants "just in case".
written by Mi*ter*Si*on, approved by Phil