Jammy Scorpion
Chris Pankhurst's little catchphrase was Jammy Dodger. As in "you jammy dodger". Obviously, this is an awful catchphrase, and when an entire class rounded on him for saying such shit so often, he flew into a genuinely terrifying rage, and screamed "YOU JAMMY... SCORPION"
Clearly, he required the opposite of a dodger. Which is a scorpion. Clearly.
Clearly, he required the opposite of a dodger. Which is a scorpion. Clearly.
written by st*art h*rit*ge, approved by Log