Junior bomb disposal resulting in gluteal conflagration
A: [puts 2 tips of index fingers together] "Cut the wire."
B: [separates the "wires" with his index finger]
A: "Your bum's on fire."
B: [separates the "wires" with his index finger]
A: "Your bum's on fire."
written by an*ny*ous*us*r, approved by Phil