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In Biology A level we were learning about mitosis - cell division - which has 5 stages called interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase and telophase. There was a rather unfavoured girl in the class called Michelle who was not exactly attractive, nor did she have a high level of personal cleanliness. I devised a mnemonic to remember the phases of mitosis. It have never forgotten it. I Porked Michelles Anal Tract. Nice.
written by Da*e Tr*e, approved by Log
Ours was 'I Prefer Masturbation Any Time', and people could be heard muttering it throughout our biology exam.
written by Ro*ky Sh*re P*rver*, approved by Log