Hello Jack hows your back
Hello Jack! How's your back?
Havent seen you for ears and ears!
But I still nose ya!
Are you still collecting stamps?
I'm still collecting balls!
Whilst reciting these words, deal a very hard slap on the back, twist both ear, pull his nose, stamp on his feet, and finally kick him in the balls.
Your victim will stand still during this entire charade, waiting patiently to tell you his name isn't Jack, and that you're severely assaulting the wrong person.
Havent seen you for ears and ears!
But I still nose ya!
Are you still collecting stamps?
I'm still collecting balls!
Whilst reciting these words, deal a very hard slap on the back, twist both ear, pull his nose, stamp on his feet, and finally kick him in the balls.
Your victim will stand still during this entire charade, waiting patiently to tell you his name isn't Jack, and that you're severely assaulting the wrong person.
written by gu*nsey*ca*chpol*, approved by Log