drinking fountains.
Was the prospect of launching some thirsty Joey's dool into your mouth not enough to deter you from using the public drinking fountains, then the stubborn rumours that Paul Murray had shit in them the day before certainly would.
(Always the day before, too. Never "earlier today". This means that Paul Murray must have stayed behind after school to shit in the drinking fountain every single day.)
written by ry*n j*yce, approved by Log

Our drinking fountains were of the elongated-and-curved-neck-tap types, rather than the press-button-to-shoot-arc-of-water types, and there was one particular scrubber who would regular drink by sucking on the end of the tap as though it were an udder.
I'm amazed nobody got AIDS.
written by Gr*ha* Bev*rley, disapproved by Mansh

It's 'drool', you Joey.
written by an*nymou* u*er, deleted by Phil

Our drinking fountains had been shat in by an older kid who'd left before we got there. This, I suspect, was to stop us attempting to find the validity of the claim, while still being gross enough to gross us out.
written by Go*ty Go*ty, deleted by Conor