kiss, cuddle or torture
Extreme version of kiss chase played at my primary school. Boys would chase the girls, as usual. Upon capture, however, the victim would be offered one of three eqully attractive options: a quick dribbly snog, a slightly less quick grope under the vest, or a much longer grope in the Victoria Plum gusset region. Answering 'nothing' was deemed to be a shy request for torture. I was a very fast runner and never got caught. I was forced to develop a limp.
written by Am*nd* V, approved by Log