lezbie friends
Kid A : Lezbie friends. Kid B : Homo you don't. There's lots more but I can't remember it.
written by La*rence*Ghaf*r, approved by Log

The next line is;
"Durexpect me to believe that"
written by an*nym*us us*r, approved by Log

Alternative version.
Lezbie friends
Homo we won't
Oh gay then
written by Mr*Disco, approved by Log

The Tweedsmuir Intermediate version circa 1977
Lezbie friends!
Homo you Don't!
I'm not in the nude for it!
written by ve*emite*sandw*ch, approved by Log

"I jonny well do!!"
written by an*nymou* us*r, approved by Log