Think of A Number
If your school had that one-in-a-million child, the boy who could fart on demand, then you could play Think of a Number.
Boy who can fart on demand approaches the mark, and says
"Think of a Number!"
You would think of a number, and tell him what it was. For example, "four".
He would then fart loudly and reply "that was five". The fart added one to your number, you see. And when I tried to be clever by saying infinity (which isn't even a number), I simply got the fart and "that was infinity plus one". Touché. Touché turtle's head, sometimes. Touché cloth. Etc.
Boy who can fart on demand approaches the mark, and says
"Think of a Number!"
You would think of a number, and tell him what it was. For example, "four".
He would then fart loudly and reply "that was five". The fart added one to your number, you see. And when I tried to be clever by saying infinity (which isn't even a number), I simply got the fart and "that was infinity plus one". Touché. Touché turtle's head, sometimes. Touché cloth. Etc.
written by Sh*mi* Co*tazz*, approved by Log