Rammy takes it right up the batty hole
The unfortunately monikered Rammy was widely rumoured to take it "right up the batty hole" and so a song was composed to commemmorate this. The only lyrics were as follows:

Who takes it?
Rammy takes it,
Right up the batty hole.


This grew in popularity to such a level that impromptu renditions, often involving the entire class singing repeated verses in close harmony, became commonplace in most lessons.

The dance remix was inevitable, but still welcomed.
written by an*nym*us us*r, approved by Matt

It was also rumoured that Matt Walsh was gay. In aid of this understandable but cruel assumption this song was made; to the tune of toys'r'us

In a magical place where nobody goes
Where Walshy is king and boys dont wear clothes
It's called Gays'r'us
Gays'r'us
written by an*n o*ou*, disapproved by Phil