metalwork
The only lesson in which it is possible to make death stars, and burn the ceiling with welding equipment.
written by An*n , approved by Log
Also an excellent opportunity for Andrew Marshall to demonstrate a preternatural hatred of the Welsh by thrusting a lit brazing torch into the face of an unsuspecting classmate from the valleys, causing rapid cremation of eyebrows and eyelashes, as well as redefining an adolesecent hairline to the degree that his victim strongly resembled "Ask the Family" host, Robert Robinson.
Is this the same Andrew Marshall that went on to write 2.4 Children, we wonder? Fans of the BBC Gentle-com doing a Google search on their favourite writer may have cause for concern. Though it would explain the episode where Bill (after a series of hilarious misunderstandings) finds herself trapped under a papier-mâché dinosaur with a naked plumber and escapes by burning the face off a welshman.
Is this the same Andrew Marshall that went on to write 2.4 Children, we wonder? Fans of the BBC Gentle-com doing a Google search on their favourite writer may have cause for concern. Though it would explain the episode where Bill (after a series of hilarious misunderstandings) finds herself trapped under a papier-mâché dinosaur with a naked plumber and escapes by burning the face off a welshman.
written by Mo*g Bo*, approved by Susan
The metal rulers at our school were in a rack labelled "Metal Rules", prompting us 'metallers' to shout "METAL RULES!" whenever passing it. I find more and more recently that this is true.
written by Cr*vex*,, approved by Log