Tin leg
Having been knocked down by a double decker bus, John McCracken sported an artificial tin leg. We were most jealous when he got to miss French once because he was down at tech getting it tightened.
One did not, however, mess with John. In fights, he would remove his leg and effectively batter the fuck out of his opponent with it. John was also very good at hopping.
written by Ro*ert*Alla*, approved by Ponky