GCSEs, true worth of
Aptly demonstrated by the wag who wrote "Parklands High School GCSE certificates" on the toilet paper dispenser.
Another good toilet wheeze, for those of you that haven't read those Nigel Rees books, is to write "Press here for a 30-second speech by the headmaster" on the electric hand drier. - Matt
Another good toilet wheeze, for those of you that haven't read those Nigel Rees books, is to write "Press here for a 30-second speech by the headmaster" on the electric hand drier. - Matt
written by Ra*ph *urk*tt, approved by Matt
Cocknobbery! This was a sketch on Not the Nine O'Clock News. I believe it was Rowan Atkinson whose hand dryer spouted a Margaret Thatcher speech rather than the more literal hot air one would expect. Given that anyone old enough to have been writing on dryers before this sketch was first aired wouldn't have anything to do with playgroundlaw.com, I am calling you on this one, "Matt", you unoriginal little bastard.
Two things, Barry Berndes.
1) It's a JOKE, you po-faced fuckstick. I first read it in a Nigel Rees Graffiti book. I was suggesting ways in which it could be adapted to the playground for those readers who are still at school and haven't descended into joyless cynicism like you.
2) Fuck off.
3) No, really. Fuck OFF, you hand-in-the-air dinner-miss-fetching keeno little cunt.
If anyone else wants to submit any more pedantic fuckwittery like Carl here, you have my permission to go and jump off a bridge. - Matt
Two things, Barry Berndes.
1) It's a JOKE, you po-faced fuckstick. I first read it in a Nigel Rees Graffiti book. I was suggesting ways in which it could be adapted to the playground for those readers who are still at school and haven't descended into joyless cynicism like you.
2) Fuck off.
3) No, really. Fuck OFF, you hand-in-the-air dinner-miss-fetching keeno little cunt.
If anyone else wants to submit any more pedantic fuckwittery like Carl here, you have my permission to go and jump off a bridge. - Matt
written by excluded pupil, approved by Matt