Golden Showers
One of the worst fates to befall victims of our playground was to be brought before the 'big cock', which was large and hairy and drawn on the ceiling of the bike shelter.
Victims would be chosen at random and dragged under the cock, where the ringleader would pretend to turn the cock on with a tap.
The victim would then be shunned for the rest of the day because they shower under big cocks.
So, let's get this straight. This was one of the "worst fates" that could befall pupils at your school? They got drenched in imaginary wee and experienced mild ostracism for a day? They felt no pain. No traumatic experiences that take half a lifetime to recover from. Did you go to the Nice Person's School by any chance? - Matt
Victims would be chosen at random and dragged under the cock, where the ringleader would pretend to turn the cock on with a tap.
The victim would then be shunned for the rest of the day because they shower under big cocks.
So, let's get this straight. This was one of the "worst fates" that could befall pupils at your school? They got drenched in imaginary wee and experienced mild ostracism for a day? They felt no pain. No traumatic experiences that take half a lifetime to recover from. Did you go to the Nice Person's School by any chance? - Matt
written by Ba*ry G*eena*ay, approved by Matt