A planet discovered by William Herschel on March 13, 1781, and named 'Uranus' by him, for a laugh. An absolute comedy staple of geography lessons, and by far the funniest of all the planets. Examples of usage include:
"Miss! Last night I looked through a telescope and I could see Uranus!"
"Miss! I know Saturn has rings, but what about the ring of Uranus?"
"Miss! Is Uranus part of a constellation? Is it Great Bare or is it the Big Dipper?"
Recently, teachers have tried to convince us that it is pronounced 'Err-en-us', but their efforts are likely to be thwarted by the announcement that planet 'X' is to be officially recognised, and re-named 'Stinkycornhole'.

UMMM MANSH HE'S TALKING TO YOU. Cunt sounds like Carl Pappenheim. Phasers set to kill.

This entire entry is lifted out of a TV sketch (Spitting Image, I think) ... although you have slightly reworded it. Hang your head in shame, thieving gypsy cunt.

What laughing at 'YOUR ANUS'? No, I think you'll find I INVENTED that joke. Somewhere in the 18th fucking century. Or does he mean the planet X bit? I didn't know planet X had been discovered when Spitting Image was on? Twat.

Exactly. I hate keeno "MISS MISS" replies like this. I only forwarded it to you to spread the hate around a bit. Brian Boyd, your card is marked.