Neener Neener Neener Game, The
A universally popular game at my elementary school.
1. A girl shouts "neener-neener-neener" at a boy and then runs away.
2. The boy chases the girl until he catches up with her.
3. The girl beats the boy up.
If a boy does not give chase, that means he wants to cut straight to the beating. It is considered polite to oblige his unspoken wish.
Surprisingly, boys usually played this game enthusiastically and frequently. It lasted for the entire two years I attended the school, with no reaction but bemusement from the teachers at the sight of five-year-old boys happily being kicked repeatedly by girls until they fell over.
1. A girl shouts "neener-neener-neener" at a boy and then runs away.
2. The boy chases the girl until he catches up with her.
3. The girl beats the boy up.
If a boy does not give chase, that means he wants to cut straight to the beating. It is considered polite to oblige his unspoken wish.
Surprisingly, boys usually played this game enthusiastically and frequently. It lasted for the entire two years I attended the school, with no reaction but bemusement from the teachers at the sight of five-year-old boys happily being kicked repeatedly by girls until they fell over.
written by an*nym*us*user, approved by Matt