spooner
One who finds a friend's younger sibling attractive. Based on the true story of Robert Durrent, who quite actually spooned out some of his little sister's love gloop, and ate it like cough medicine.
written by Th* Butl*r, approved by Log
A male born with no kind of genitals whatsoever. Possibly, we decided, based on the resemblence of the bare groin to the smooth, featureless... shiny... back of a spoon. Just another thought; this may be based on the sexless but affectionate practice of spooning; presumably, anyone choosing to simply hug their partner in bed must be some kind of cockless neuter.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log