Shit neck
There was a kid a year below me in primary school who was lucky enough to have a large, hairy, brown mole on his neck.
Being from the north he had been given the ever so witty and inventive nickname shit neck.

I see him sometimes, he stacks shelves in Boots now. I think it has affected him, he talks to himself and bumps into things.
written by an*ny*ous*user, left hanging by Log