When I was young, there was a website that had nostalgic stories of the schoolyard. But the people who ran the site were bone-idle, lazy fuckers. They didn't update anything for years even though there was ample opportunity for advertising revenue. Pretty soon the site got stale and tumbleweed began to blow across the entire domain. I sometimes wonder what happened. Were they all killed in a horrendous car crash whilst travelling together, or did the lazy bastards just get so fat they could no longer move? The Cockfingers one looks to me like it wouldn't take much for his hands to get so fat they couldn't move a mouse. Fat cunts or dead cunts, will we ever find out?

"ample opportunity for advertising revenue!" And here you are, culling us cunts