ta ra ra bum di ay
"Ta ra ra bum di ay,
my knickers flew away,
They came back yesterday,
Ta ra ra bum di ay."
This unusual narrative casts aside the traditional form of beginning, middle, end, by leaving out the middle section that can be so boring to people with low attention spans. The knickers are gone - the knickers are back. However, the repetition of the first line in the last reminds us that it is a constant cycle, and no sooner have one person's knickers returned, than another pair have flown away.
my knickers flew away,
They came back yesterday,
Ta ra ra bum di ay."
This unusual narrative casts aside the traditional form of beginning, middle, end, by leaving out the middle section that can be so boring to people with low attention spans. The knickers are gone - the knickers are back. However, the repetition of the first line in the last reminds us that it is a constant cycle, and no sooner have one person's knickers returned, than another pair have flown away.
written by Jo* Blyt*, approved by Log
"Ta ra ra bum di ay, teacher did a trump today, She blew the school away, we had a holiday..."
written by Ke* W*lli*ms, approved by Log
"Ta ra ra bum di ay
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"
She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.
I wet my pants today
What will my mother say?
Ta ra ra bum di ay"
She'd probably say "put them in the washing machine you disgusting little pikey". Or simply sigh and look a bit sad while inwardly worrying about her child's lack of bladder control.
written by Ni*k P*at*, approved by Matt
Here's the version we used in the U.S. -
Ta ra ra bum di ay there is no school today.
The Teacher passed away, she died of tooth-decay.
It's Howdy Doody time. You look like Frankestein.
It only costs a dime to get your tooshy shined.
But since you're my best friend - I'll give you the best end.
I'll give you a free one - in front of everyone.
Ta ra ra bum di ay there is no school today.
The Teacher passed away, she died of tooth-decay.
It's Howdy Doody time. You look like Frankestein.
It only costs a dime to get your tooshy shined.
But since you're my best friend - I'll give you the best end.
I'll give you a free one - in front of everyone.
written by Bi*ges* Appl*, disapproved by Phil
Ta ra ra bum di ay
We have no school today
Our teacher passed away
She died of tooth decay
We have no school today
Our teacher passed away
She died of tooth decay
written by an*nymo*s use*, disapproved by Log