text-only adventures, learning through
I only know what whetstone, kindling, and trestle tables are because of Erik The Viking. And the fastest thing I can type - to this day - is say to thorin "carry me", thanks to The Hobbit.
written by Jo* Bly*h, approved by Log

>> pick up magic wand
I do not know how to "pick up magic wand"
>>fuck right off
I do not know how to "fuck right off"
written by an*ny*ous*user, approved by Log