vulcan handfanny
A trick that is easy to do, but tricky to explain over the internet when you can't be arsed to draw a diagram.
1) Put your hands together as if you were going to play the slapsies.
2) A friend then does the same.
3) Both parties split fingers as though Vulcans saying "live long and prosper". Warning - don't actually say "live long and prosper" or the sexiness of what is about to happen will be compromised.
4) The party wishing to see a magical vagina should rotate his hands ninety degrees along the finger axis, and mesh his fingers with his friend.
5) By opening up his palms, Boy A can now see a beautifully shaven and 100% realistic vagina.
6) An extra frisson of naughtiness can be gained from doing this with a girl and reaching in for a little lick.
1) Put your hands together as if you were going to play the slapsies.
2) A friend then does the same.
3) Both parties split fingers as though Vulcans saying "live long and prosper". Warning - don't actually say "live long and prosper" or the sexiness of what is about to happen will be compromised.
4) The party wishing to see a magical vagina should rotate his hands ninety degrees along the finger axis, and mesh his fingers with his friend.
5) By opening up his palms, Boy A can now see a beautifully shaven and 100% realistic vagina.
6) An extra frisson of naughtiness can be gained from doing this with a girl and reaching in for a little lick.
written by To* L, Pe*er G*sst*n, approved by Log
In junior school a boy called Darren showed me the Vulcan Hand Fanny. When I looked at it, I had no idea what it was supposed to be.
"It's a woman's dick," Darren explained enthusiastically.
"It's a woman's dick," Darren explained enthusiastically.
written by an*nym*us us*r, approved by Susan