wasps, partial
James Reed would put his hand on the table and produce half a wasp, stuck to his index finger. When asked how it got there, he would say that he swallowed it, and it magically appeared in his finger. He also fancied my sister, the sick bastard.
written by To* Ph*llip*, approved by Log
Tony Langley used to put dead wasps on his tongue and then chase Paul Fletcher around the classroom. Why did Tony Langley do this? Because it scared Paul Fletcher. Why was Paul Fletcher scared? Because Tony Langley had a wasp on his tongue.
written by An*y *ansh, approved by Phil