bumhole, replacement of last word of book titles with
During very dull english lessons when reading very gritty books or plays simply swap every letter beginning with s for shit, c for cunt, b for bastard etc. etc. Simple, but with some amusing results. For instance, "Journey's End" by R C Sherrif is a dark insight into the life and death of first world war trench warfare. As demonstrated with such lines as "don't shit on that bastard, it is Osbourne's cunt"
written by Ro* And, approved by Log

If you substitute the last word of any book or film title with the word "bumhole", it is funny. Note - one word titles have a limited appeal, but titles such as The Count of Monty Bumhole and Wuthering Bumholes will always be funny, even quite far into your twenties.
It's true, it works for every book! - The Tale of two Bumholes, Carter Beats The Bumhole, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Bumhole, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Bumhole, Bravo Two-Bumholes, The Bumhole. It's as true as gravity! - Log
written by Bo*ber *, approved by Susan