you're gay
A mantra-like whittling process, designed to prevent lower years from attempting to have any dealings with those above them.
"Excuse me but can you tell.."
YOU'RE GAY!
"I'm late for class..."
YOU'RE GAY!
"but I want.."
GAY!
"but.."YOU'REGAY!
"I.."
YOU'RE GAY!
Talking to you like that! Where do gay people get off? (The answer is in hedges.)
written by Ri*har* Diff*rd*Smith, approved by Log