brillo pads
Pointless re-extension of "brill" to make it just as long as the originally abbreviated word, "brilliant". To say that your new Big Trak is "Brillo Pads" reeks of privilege - you're asking for it, mister.
written by Jo* Bl*th, approved by Log

Also a hairstyle on white people which is more naturally at home on black people. Brillo Pads can either spend all their money on hair gel, or bide their time and wait for the comparative tolerance of sixth form college.
written by Sh*dy T*ee, approved by Log