toilet, you just cleaned my

  • Make a loose fist, with the thumb and forefinger hoop at the top.
  • Ask a friend to put their finger into the hoop.
  • Ask if they would be so kind as to wiggle their finger around for a moment.
  • Inform them that they have just cleaned your toilet. With their finger.

written by Mi*e We*tbr*ok, approved by Susan

The comeback to this is, of course, "So you shit in your hand, then?"
written by an*nymo*s use*, approved by Ponky