Jack Ups
The name given to trousers that are too short in the leg. Usually worn with white socks by scutters, making the jack ups even more obvious.
written by di*ty *oo*, approved by Phil

Also known as half-masts. As in 'Gacco's kegs are at half-mast again'. More amusing if the wearer also has a 'seagull' hairstyle.
written by ke*in B*rnet*, approved by Susan