Report for Tom Ablewhite
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

The Chin Violin : As above but, you'd sing an instantly made up god awful tune really loud in the face of the liar, whilst playing the chin with an imaginary bow.

The Cling Film Bomb
  1. Eat whole pack of refreshers.
  2. Retain in mouth.
  3. Empty into cligfilm.
  4. Twist tightly to form 'bomb'.
  5. Throw at someone's head.
  6. Fall around laughing.
  7. Go home for tea.