| Report for caroline nightingale | |
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| Approved stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories | 3 |
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| Summary | Mean Boy |
The well-established method by which you evaded catching cooties. A simple stabbing mime, and you're footloose and cootie free for up to an hour.
This also works when playing it. You can not become it by injecting yourself, thus becoming immune to being caught. This is roughly equivalent to simply "not playing".
This also works when playing it. You can not become it by injecting yourself, thus becoming immune to being caught. This is roughly equivalent to simply "not playing".
And yet another variation:
Bud bud ding ding everybody sing sing
This is a paki rap
There ain't no black on the union jack
So send them fucking pakis back.
Oh, the innocence of childhood racism.
Bud bud ding ding everybody sing sing
This is a paki rap
There ain't no black on the union jack
So send them fucking pakis back.
Oh, the innocence of childhood racism.
Tell someone, with the most serious face, "you've got a sticker on your bum!"
When they go to take it off, much laughing and much shouting of "Bum Feeler! Bum feller!" ensues.
When they go to take it off, much laughing and much shouting of "Bum Feeler! Bum feller!" ensues.
OK, fish and quarries are out, but what about puppets? Puppets are funny, right? Like George and Zippy???
Kudos told me to be a puppeteer.