bud bud ding ding
Asian children will be greeted with this phrase, because all their fathers are bus conductors and this is what they say as the bus pulls away. Tomfoolery on the bus will be met with a harsh "bud bud ding ding, get off my bus please". Jim Davidson will confirm these facts.
written by Ni*k Di*mock, approved by Log
Regional variations on the spoken 'Bud Bud Ding Ding' is this song; "Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets please, One to Bradford one to Leeds, One to Heckmondwyke if you please, Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets Please." Can also be substituted with Birmingham, Leicester and maybe Wolverhampton. If you must.
written by An*e-M*ri* , approved by Log
The song can be taken out of the bus environment and into the cornershop with this version Bud bud ding ding two ninety nine Went to the paki shop wasting my time i asked for reebok and they gave me nike i said "beep" i said "beep" i'll wear what i like Most notable for the self-censorship of the last line. We never said fuck or anything like that.
written by Lo*Fi *an, approved by Log
A Slight variation on the song reveals an innate fraudulence of our sub-continental cousins.
Bud bud ding, two ninety-nine/
Pakis rip you off all of the time/
You ask for Reebok, they give you Nike/
Two times last week, they tried to nick my bike.
Bud bud ding, two ninety-nine/
Pakis rip you off all of the time/
You ask for Reebok, they give you Nike/
Two times last week, they tried to nick my bike.
written by Ja*k * A*Pu*ay, approved by Susan
Clearly our school was more 'urban' and, indeed, 'street'.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.
Bud bud ding ding,Everybody sing sing,DoThe Paki rap.
AYE.
written by Gr*ham*Be*erl*y, approved by Mansh