Report for james squires
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Beany said he owned a snake. He also told us that he had a swimming pool.
You can imagine how disappointed we were when we went to his house, only to find that the snake had fallen into the swimming pool and died - And as a mark of respect, and to prevent any further and unnecessary snake accidents, his dad was forced to fill the swimming pool in with concrete.

As part of our history project we staged an interview with Hitler, (played by me, at my own insistence).
This give me the once in a lifetime chance to say things like, 'No I don't regret what I did as I rid our world of so many Jews' and 'I made the world a better place'.
This project received a D, which I think is a bit harsh. Perhaps we should have upped the entertainment aspect, and done a Goosestep Conga.