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Ah yes, Mrs Arul-Vetha. One of the few times I actually HAD 'just forgotten to bring in' my homework, having had the mother of all bronchitis infections.

"That's fine, but you should have bought a note from your mother explaining that you'd forgotten it"

"But if I'd have thought of that, wouldn't I have just bought in the homework"

I had to draw a diagram for her - on the board - of the thought process that would have led to this eventuality.

Christ.