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| Summary | Mean Boy |
Barry Cox was the funniest boy in my school, in Cyprus they have a Wine Festival every September and because there were no age restrictions, a group of us would totter on down and have a few glasses of wine and swan about calling each other Nigel and Wilfred and say things like 'I say Mortimer!' at about 9 o-clock Barry was pissed. So we decided to take him home, knock on his door and scarper. But Barry had spotted a couple snogging and canoodling in the park, and brazenly walked up and asked if he could join in. Needless to say, the bloke wasn't too pleased and got up. And started shouting at Barry, so we had to run up and propell Barry away before he was killed or something. I'll never forget that cheeky grin.
One rainy day at school Billy the Virgin came up to us and asked us all to eagerly, if we wanted to play Lord of the rings with him. We looked at each other uncertain whether he was serious or not, until Abel said: 'ok but you can be Gimpli.' to general hilarity, which was greeted by a very hesitant 'ok' from Billy. He became known as Billy the Gimp and Forest Gimp which added to the list of names he was 'christened' with.
In year 8 CDT we had to design, make and 'market' a product of our choice. My group came up with the DIY Surgery Series.
The DIY Vasectomy Kit consisted of a razor blade to perform the operation with, a sewing kit to patch yourself up with (different colour threads available for the man about town), a can of premium strength lager as your anaesthetic, and an instruction manual.
The artwork was fairly good considering none of us could draw anything but knobs, which we were banned from drawing despite our pleas that it was vital to the project.
The kit proved to be quite popular, although the teacher confiscated the can of Stella so that we "wouldn't get caught with it." We later went on to design more DIY surgery kits for our own amusement and I actually gave the DIY Vasectomy kit to a friend at Christmas once.
The DIY Vasectomy Kit consisted of a razor blade to perform the operation with, a sewing kit to patch yourself up with (different colour threads available for the man about town), a can of premium strength lager as your anaesthetic, and an instruction manual.
The artwork was fairly good considering none of us could draw anything but knobs, which we were banned from drawing despite our pleas that it was vital to the project.
The kit proved to be quite popular, although the teacher confiscated the can of Stella so that we "wouldn't get caught with it." We later went on to design more DIY surgery kits for our own amusement and I actually gave the DIY Vasectomy kit to a friend at Christmas once.